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		<title>Top 5 Funny Medical Students Videos</title>
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Our favorite medical student, Graham OverMyMedBody! arrived with two videos of humor created by medical students. I found a little more. Enjoy!

Medical Students are Funny: Top 5 Videos!









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Although it sounds bad, but there are always some reasons. Bunking a class(es) can actually improve your performance. Here are 5 reasons on why should break the rule and go out, when you are not supposed to go.





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Although it sounds bad, but there are always some reasons. Bunking a class(es) can actually improve your performance. Here are 5 reasons on why should break the rule and go out, when you are not supposed to go.<br />
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<strong>1 &#8211; Independence</strong><br />
An independent person can only lead a successful life. If he/she has independent ideas and thinking it will become easier for him to take decisions in future.</p>
<p><strong>2 &#8211; Improved academics performance</strong><br />
If you bunk your class, you won’t know how a particular problem has been solved, or how a particular thing works. So what if you were absent. You will spend more time with the books and hence use your brains. So you are not just a robot.</p>
<p><strong>3 &#8211; Good relationship with teachers</strong><br />
When you bunk, you don’t get attendance. So you go up to your teachers for some help (jugaad). So the harmony between the teacher and the student increases</p>
<p><strong>4 &#8211; More Fun</strong><br />
The most obvious reason is fun. Increase your awareness by spending quality time with your friends.</p>
<p><strong>5 &#8211; Get Peace</strong><br />
Yes,you get peace. The cacophonous class can make you distasteful and hence make you more irritable. So you get what the world wants, “peace “<br />
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Second name of Student life is Parties. Alot of Parties. Parties make the funnest part of college life. So don&#8217;t miss out!! get the hints from the categories below and &#8220;party animal&#8221; nick for the rest of the student life is guaranteed!!


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Second name of Student life is Parties. Alot of Parties. Parties make the funnest part of college life. So don&#8217;t miss out!! get the hints from the categories below and &#8220;party animal&#8221; nick for the rest of the student life is guaranteed!!<br />
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<p>Here are the list of 10 Best Drinking Games for students&#8230;.. If you know any other funny game please do let me and viewers know. Here you go with the fun&#8230;..</p>
<h3>1 &#8211; Beer Pong</h3>
<p>A test of drunken skill and aim. Perhaps the greatest drinking game ever invented???</p>
<p>How to play Beer Pong:<br />
Keg Cups (usually 6 or 10) are partially filled with beer and set up in a diamond shape on each ends of the beer pong table. When a ping pong ball lands in an opposing players cup, that cup must be drank by the opposing player. The winner is the player with the most cups left. </p>
<h3>2 &#8211; Flip Cup</h3>
<p>A great drinking game for groups who are energetic and like doing something active. This game can get loud, as with most drinking games. But, the competitiveness this game brings is fun!</p>
<p>How to play Flip Cup Game:<br />
&#8220;Its a team based drinking relay race. Two teams line up opposite of each other at a table. First person chugs their beer out of their keg cup. The next person can&#8217;t go until the person before them has drank all their beer and set their cup on the edge of the table and successfully &#8220;flipped it&#8221; until it has landed upright&#8221;. </p>
<h3>3 &#8211; Quarters</h3>
<p>Test your ability and accuracy by bouncing quarters off a table and into another&#8217;s drink. A great ice breaker&#8230;just go up to someone and say &#8220;drink&#8221; and slam a quarter on the table and sink it in their drink. Ok, not really, but a fun game to play at home or at the bar.</p>
<h3>4 &#8211; Kings Cup</h3>
<p>Another great drinking game for big groups. This card game is not only fun and entertaining&#8230;it&#8217;ll get you drunk!</p>
<p>How to play Kings Cup:<br />
Place a beer on the table and cards face down in a circle around it. Who ever draws the 4th King has to chug the beer in the middle. Each card turned over before the 4th King has it&#8217;s own rule, giving many variations to the game. </p>
<h3>5 &#8211; Presidents &#038; Assholes (card game)</h3>
<p>Which one are you? There are many different house variations of this game. The idea is to be the first to get rid of all your cards to become President. The person who finishes last in the round, is the Asshole.</p>
<h3>6 &#8211; Bullshit (card game)</h3>
<p>Call out your friends if they are BS&#8217;ing you. The point of this game is try to lie and try and get away with it. But, if your opponents call &#8220;Bullshit&#8221; and catch you lying, you have to drink.</p>
<h3>7 &#8211; 3Man (Dice game)</h3>
<p>A pretty simple dice game that will always get the &#8220;3-man&#8221; drunk. Time to bust out your dice rolling (craps) skills because every time you roll a &#8220;3&#8243; the 3-man drinks.</p>
<h3>8 &#8211; High or Low (card game)</h3>
<p>Another one of those pointless drinking games where the idea is to get drunk. Grab a deck of cards and start turning over the cards one by one. You guess whether the next card will be higher or lower, and if you guess wrong you drink.</p>
<h3>9 &#8211; Shotgun</h3>
<p>A race to see who can drink the fastest. Something that is argued over between guys at every party you go to.</p>
<h3>10 &#8211; Fuck the Dealer (card game)</h3>
<p>The point of this game is to get the &#8220;dealer&#8221;&#8230;well, you know. Its a card guessing game that involves a lot of drinking.</p>
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1.  Wear a hood with one eye hole. Periodically make strange gurgling noises.
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<p><strong>2.</strong> After confirming everyone&#8217;s names on the roll, thank the class for attending &#8220;Advanced Astrodynamics 690&#8243; and mention that yesterday was the last day to drop.</p>
<p><strong>3.</strong> After turning on the overhead projector, clutch your chest and scream &#8220;MY PACEMAKER!&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>4.</strong> wear a pointed Kaiser helmet and a monocle and carry a riding crop.</p>
<p><strong>5.</strong> Gradually speak softer and softer and then suddenly point to a student and scream &#8220;YOU! WHAT DID I JUST SAY?&#8221;<br />
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<strong>6.</strong> Deliver your lecture through a hand puppet. If a student asks you a question directly, say in a high-pitched voice, &#8220;The Professor can&#8217;t hear you, you&#8217;ll have to ask &#8216;me&#8217;, Winky Willy.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>7.</strong> If someone asks a question, walk silently over to their seat, hand them your piece of chalk, and ask, &#8220;Would YOU like to give the lecture, Mr. Smartypants?&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>8.</strong> Pick out random students, ask them questions, and time their responses with a stop watch. Record their times in you grade book while muttering &#8220;tsk, tsk.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>9.</strong> Ask students to call you &#8220;Tinkerbell&#8221; or &#8220;Surfin&#8217; Bird.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>10.</strong> Stop in mid-lecture, frown for a moment, and then ask the class whether your butt looks fat.</p>
<p><strong>11.</strong> Play &#8220;Kumbaya&#8221; on the banjo.</p>
<p><strong>12.</strong> Show a video on medieval torture implements to your calculus class. Giggle throughout it.</p>
<p><strong>13.</strong> Announce &#8220;you&#8217;ll need this,&#8221; and write the suicide prevention hotline number on the board.</p>
<p><strong>14.</strong> Wear mirrored sunglasses and speak only in Turkish. Ignore all questions.</p>
<p><strong>15.</strong> Start the lecture by dancing and lip-synching to James Brown&#8217;s &#8220;Sex Machine.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>16.</strong> Ask occasional questions, but mutter &#8220;as if you gibbering simps would know&#8221; and move on before anyone can answer.</p>
<p><strong>17.</strong> Ask the class to read Jenkins through Johnson of the local phone book by the next lecture. Vaguely imply that there will be a quiz.</p>
<p><strong>18.</strong> Have one of your graduate students sprinkle flower petals ahead of you as you pace back and forth.</p>
<p><strong>19.</strong> Address students as &#8220;worm.&#8221;<br />
<strong>20.</strong> Announce to students that their entire grades will be based on a single-question oral final exam. Imply that this could happen at any moment.</p>
<p><strong>21.</strong> Turn off the lights, play a tape of crickets chirping, and begin singing spirituals.</p>
<p><strong>22.</strong> Ask for a volunteer for a demonstration. Ask them to fill out a waiver as you put on a lead apron and light a blowtorch.</p>
<p><strong>23.</strong> Point the overhead projector at the class. Demand each student&#8217;s name, rank, and serial number.</p>
<p><strong>24.</strong> Begin class by smashing the neck off a bottle of vodka, and announce that the lecture&#8217;s over when the bottle&#8217;s done.</p>
<p><strong>25.</strong> Have a band waiting in the corner of the room. When anyone asks a question, have the band start playing and sing an Elvis song.</p>
<p><strong>26.</strong> Every so often, freeze in mid sentence and stare off into space for several minutes. After a long, awkward silence, resume your sentence and proceed normally.</p>
<p><strong>27.</strong> Wear a &#8220;virtual reality&#8221; helmet and strange gloves. When someone asks a question, turn in their direction and make throttling motions with your hands.</p>
<p><strong>28.</strong> Mention in passing that you&#8217;re wearing rubber underwear.</p>
<p><strong>29.</strong> Growl constantly and address students as &#8220;matey.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>30.</strong> Devote your math lecture to free verse about your favorite numbers and ask students to &#8220;sit back and groove.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>31.</strong> Announce that last year&#8217;s students have almost finished their class projects.</p>
<p><strong>32.</strong> Inform your English class that they need to know Fortran and code all their essays. Deliver a lecture on output format statements.</p>
<p><strong>33.</strong> Bring a small dog to class. Tell the class he&#8217;s named &#8220;Boogers McGee&#8221; and is your &#8220;mascot.&#8221; Whenever someone asks a question, walk over to the dog and ask it, &#8220;What&#8217;ll be, McGee?&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>34.</strong> Wear a feather boa and ask students to call you &#8220;Snuggles.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>35.</strong> Tell your math students that they must do all their work in a base 11 number system. use a complicated symbol you&#8217;ve named after yourself in place of the number 10 and threaten to fail students who don&#8217;t use it.</p>
<p><strong>36.</strong> Claim to be a chicken. Squat, cluck, and produce eggs at irregular intervals.</p>
<p><strong>37.</strong> Bring a CPR dummy to class and announce that it will be the teaching assistant for the semester. Assign it an office and office hours.</p>
<p><strong>38.</strong> Have a grad student in a black beret pluck at the bass while you lecture.</p>
<p><strong>39.</strong> Sprint from the room in a panic if you hear sirens outside.</p>
<p><strong>40.</strong> Give an opening monologue. Take two minute &#8220;commercial breaks&#8221; every ten minutes.</p>
<p><strong>41.</strong> Tell students that you&#8217;ll fail them if they cheat on exams or &#8220;fake the funk.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>42.</strong> Announce that you need to deliver two lectures that day, and deliver them in rapid-fire auctioneer style.</p>
<p><strong>43.</strong> Pass out dental floss to students floss to students and devote the lecture to oral hygiene.</p>
<p><strong>44.</strong> Announce that the entire 32-volume Encyclopedia Britannica will be required reading for you class. Assign a report on Volume 1, Aardvark through Armenia, for next class.</p>
<p><strong>45.</strong> Ask students to list their favorite show tunes on a sign-up sheet. Criticize their choices and make notes in you grade book.</p>
<p><strong>46.</strong> Sneeze on students in the front row and wipe your nose on your tie.</p>
<p><strong>47.</strong> Warn students that they should being a snack lunch to exams.</p>
<p><strong>48.</strong> Refer frequently to students who died while taking your class.</p>
<p><strong>49.</strong> Show up to lecture in a ventilated clean suit. Advise students to keep their distance for their own safety and mutter something about &#8220;that bug I picked up in the field.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>50.</strong> Jog into class, rip the textbook in half, and scream, &#8220;Are you pumped? ARE YOU PUMPED? I CAN&#8217;T HEEEEEAR YOU!&#8221;</p>
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