15 Funny Quotes in Music Class from Students [Funny]
Here are some funny quotes from students on music exams:
01 - The principal singer of nineteenth century opera was called pre-Madonna.
02 - Gregorian chant has no music, just singers singing the same lines.
03 - Sherbet composed the Unfinished Symphony.
04 - All female parts were sung by castrati. We don’t know exactly what they sounded like because there are no known descendants.
05 - Young scholars have expressed their rapture for the Bronze Lullaby, the Taco Bell Cannon, Beethoven’s Erotica, Tchaikovsky Cracknutter Suite, and Gershwin’s Rap City in Blue.
06 - Music sung by two people at the same time is called a duel; if they sing without music it is called Acapulco.
07 - A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals.
08 - Contralto is a low sort of music that only ladies sing.
09 - Probably the most marvelous fugue was the one between the Hatfields and the McCoys.
10 - A harp is a nude piano.
11 - Refrain means don’t do it. A refrain in music is the part you’d better not try to sing.
12 - I know what a sextet is but I’d rather not say.
13 - My favorite composer was Opus. Agnus Dei was a woman composer famous for her church music.
14 - Johann Sebastian Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic.
15 - Rock Monanoff was a famous post-romantic composer of piano concerti.
